“I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.” - Henry Rollins
DOOM all capitals no trick spelling, got what it takes to get it through your thick melon.
anch0rzaway: thehotelcat: me when i finally get a girlfriend.  I hope your girlfriend looks more thrilled than that, mate Under impressed dog